OK, I have to admit, it was not as bad as I thought. Aside from the 80-ness, it was probably as good as the reboot.
But, wait, what had happened to the Captain Kirk's perfectly handsome face in the last 15 years???
That's more than "Oh, he just got chubby."
Sad.
Is it wrong to joke about calling the Man of the House a Trekki because he rates the Wrath of Kahn 5 stars (on a 5-star Netflix scale) when he was actually wearing a Star Wars shirt?